I cant spell rite but i no that a ketel works on preshur and not heet. Did you no that? no. i dont think so. I cant spell but i no that wen i wake up, its always egsactly 8 o clok. And i neva over sleep. I dont no the rools of gramma but i no wen sumwun likes sumwun else. Cuz i wach peepil. I can tell yoo if sumwun likes yoo and i can tell egsactly wen sumwun is lying. Yet i cant put the letters in the rite place.

I can discrib to yoo just wot the most bootiful girl in the world looks like. She has short hair. A dark brown. Its not too short but it cuvers her face in a way that suggests she wants me. But i no she doesnt. I no this cuz i wach her.
Her eyes are dark like the nite and are just as misterios. I dream of them. They haunt me in my dreems. To a point where i wake up in a swet. Her lips are just lips. But cuz they are hers, they too follow me into my thorts. I imagin her liking her lips. And sumtimes biting her lip.

I cant spell but i no wot beuty is.
I cant rhyme, but i no how to dance.
I dont no the rules to Inglish langwig but i pray to God evry nite.
Im not as egucated as yoo but i’v lived and i’v experiensed things. I’ve eaten sordfish. I’v smoked til i coffed. I’v drunk til i past out. I’v cried til the nite turned to day and my vois hurt from crying so hard. I’v loved and lost. I’v challenged the Devil and I’v written poems. I hav ova a hundrid frends and eech wun of them care. I no this. I’v seen the sunrise with a bootfil girl. I’v slept with anuther. I’v cried for no reeson. I’v sinned. I’v forgiven. I’v moved countries. I’v got an A in maths. I was on the track teem. I was voted best drest. I can paint. I can dance. I can make a fire from too stiks. I can play the drums. I’v seen a shark, a crocadyl, an anaconda, a warthog and hav gon hunting. I’v read 100 books. I can drive. And i hav tasted french and spanish wine. Im not scard of deth. And i no how to make 15 diffrint origami animils. I love chess. My favorit song is Drops of Jupiter by Train. I can hold long convasations with enywun. I no the legil sistem in and owt. I can cook. I can iron. I can hold my breth for too minits. But i cant sing. I cant beetbox. And i cant spell.

Not beeing abil to spell, dus that make me eny less of a person?